Computer FAIL!

Okay, so my computer has been shit-tastic this past week. Christina, my twin, went on some site that infected us with trojans and viruses and crap.
But it's back now!
SoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
I'll be ready to invade your minds with little hoohas and doodads.
First thing I want to say: Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke.
One time my friend said that to me, while pinching and poking me, so I decided to find a way to shut her up. First thing I did: try and poke her.
Second thing that happened: I poked her tooth.
First thing that popped out of my mouth: Touch your tooth, you owe me a blowjob, fucker!
Yeah. . .
That shut her up.
:)
Second thing I want to say: If you touch your tongue while yawning, you stop mid-yawn.
It's quite remarkable.
I used to always have to wait if I wanted to talk till I was done yawning.
Now if I want to say something, and that bastard yawn sneaks up on me, I can just poke my tongue and bam!
But if I touch my tooth, I owe myself a blowjob.... fucker.
:(
Third thing I wanted to say: ... hm. I forgot.
Juggalos suck...
just sayin.
The reason I say this is cuz there's this guy talking to me RIGHT NOW. and he is a 'juggalo'
and I've hated him since the 6th grade.
So yeah.
And the only other 'juggalos' I know of are complete billhillies.
But, before I get in a bad mood, I'm going to leave.
:)